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Mike_Presta
MUSA Council Joined: Apr 20 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3483 |
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Posted: May 04 2011 at 11:08pm |
What are the odds??? Here are the latest odds on the day and location of the next meeting of Middletown’s City Council: Wednesday, May 4, in Room 2C = 17.4 kazillion to 1 Thursday, May 5, in Room 2C = 3 to 1 Thursday, May 5, in Room 4C = 5 to 2 Thursday, May 5, in Council Chambers = 6 to 5 Thursday, May 5, TBD (anywhere other than Council Chambers or Rooms 4C or 2C) = 4 to 5 Meeting will be canceled/postponed = 4 to 1 Side bets: Law Director Landen will report violations of City ordinance § 208.03 (b) or ORC 121.22 (F) = 7,000,000 to 1 (against) Law Director Landen will attempt to have Mike Presta prosecuted for bookmaking or promoting gambling = 12 to 1 (in favor) **NOTES**: 1. The above is provided for entertainment purposes ONLY and in no way is to be considered a solicitation of wagering or promotion of gambling!!!
2. If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-589-9966.
3. If you have a problem with the way our City government ignores the law, call 1-800-FIRE LES.
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“Mulligan said he ... doesn’t believe they necessarily make the return on investment necessary to keep funding them.” …The Middletown Journal, January 30, 2012
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VietVet
MUSA Council Joined: May 15 2008 Status: Offline Points: 7008 |
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What are the odds that anyone in Middletown will gather all this evidence of alledged violations of the law all these years and contact the proper authorities to report the guilty city leaders? Becker incriminated himself with his statement about city violations of the law since the 80's. Who else can we get in hot water? I'd like to see the whole lot of 'em thrown in jail if possible.
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Mike_Presta
MUSA Council Joined: Apr 20 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3483 |
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Of course, they all have the fifth amendment to hide behind!!!
**NOTES**: 1. The above is provided for entertainment purposes ONLY and in no way is to be considered a solicitation of wagering or promotion of gambling!!!
2. If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-589-9966. |
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“Mulligan said he ... doesn’t believe they necessarily make the return on investment necessary to keep funding them.” …The Middletown Journal, January 30, 2012
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Mike_Presta
MUSA Council Joined: Apr 20 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3483 |
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Two of the City Council members were LATE for tonight's meeting, held in Council Chambers.
Rumor has it that one read last week's City Manager's newsletter on a blackberry while stuck in traffic and mistakenly went to Room 4C, and another read the local newspaper and went to room 2C.
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“Mulligan said he ... doesn’t believe they necessarily make the return on investment necessary to keep funding them.” …The Middletown Journal, January 30, 2012
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