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What are the odds???

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Topic: What are the odds???
Posted By: Mike_Presta
Subject: What are the odds???
Date Posted: May 04 2011 at 11:08pm

What are the odds???

Here are the latest odds on the day and location of the next meeting of Middletown’s City Council:

Wednesday, May 4, in Room 2C = 17.4 kazillion to 1

Thursday, May 5, in Room 2C = 3 to 1

Thursday, May 5, in Room 4C = 5 to 2

Thursday, May 5, in Council Chambers = 6 to 5

Thursday, May 5, TBD (anywhere other than Council Chambers or Rooms 4C or 2C) = 4 to 5

Meeting will be canceled/postponed = 4 to 1

Side bets:

Law Director Landen will report violations of City ordinance § 208.03 (b) or ORC 121.22 (F) = 7,000,000 to 1 (against)

Law Director Landen will attempt to have Mike Presta prosecuted for bookmaking or promoting gambling = 12 to 1 (in favor)

**NOTES**:

1.  The above is provided for entertainment purposes ONLY and in no way is to be considered a solicitation of wagering or promotion of gambling!!!
2.  If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-589-9966.
3.  If you have a problem with the way our City government ignores the law, call 1-800-FIRE LES.  LOL LOL LOL


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“Mulligan said he ... doesn’t believe they necessarily make the return on investment necessary to keep funding them.” …The Middletown Journal, January 30, 2012



Replies:
Posted By: VietVet
Date Posted: May 05 2011 at 7:09am
What are the odds that anyone in Middletown will gather all this evidence of alledged violations of the law all these years and contact the proper authorities to report the guilty city leaders? Becker incriminated himself with his statement about city violations of the law since the 80's. Who else can we get in hot water? I'd like to see the whole lot of 'em thrown in jail if possible.


Posted By: Mike_Presta
Date Posted: May 05 2011 at 10:53pm
Originally posted by VietVet VietVet wrote:

What are the odds that anyone in Middletown will gather all this evidence of alledged violations of the law all these years and contact the proper authorities to report the guilty city leaders?
The odds that it will be the City Law Director or either or two attornies on city council (all of whom are "officers of the court" and have a duty to uphold the law and report violations).:   9,426,000 to 1 (against)
 
Of course, they all have the fifth amendment to hide behind!!! LOL LOL LOL
 
 
 

**NOTES**:

1.  The above is provided for entertainment purposes ONLY and in no way is to be considered a solicitation of wagering or promotion of gambling!!!
2.  If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-589-9966.


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“Mulligan said he ... doesn’t believe they necessarily make the return on investment necessary to keep funding them.” …The Middletown Journal, January 30, 2012


Posted By: Mike_Presta
Date Posted: May 05 2011 at 11:00pm
Two of the City Council members were LATE for tonight's meeting, held in Council Chambers.
Rumor has it that one read last week's City Manager's newsletter on a blackberry while stuck in traffic and mistakenly went to Room 4C, and another read the local newspaper and went to room 2C. LOL LOL LOL


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“Mulligan said he ... doesn’t believe they necessarily make the return on investment necessary to keep funding them.” …The Middletown Journal, January 30, 2012



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