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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. 

    The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.."

    The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

    The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

    The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

    But the fifth surgeon, from Middletown Ohio, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable. "

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Bocephus Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List MUSA Citizen Joined: Jun 04 2009 Status: Offline Points: 838	Post Options Post Reply Quote Bocephus Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Council Posted: Aug 13 2011 at 1:36pm
	Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.." The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order" The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Middletown Ohio, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable. "