Posted: 5:01 p.m. Monday,
March 2, 2015
DEA warns of pot crazed rabbits
Reefer madness said to make bunnies fearless
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LAKE CITY, Ut —
The
message stems from a proposal allowing patients with certain conditions to be
treated with edible forms of marijuana.
Matt
Fairbanks is a member of the “marijuana eradication” team. He issued the http://utahlegislature.granicus.com/MediaPlayer.php?view_id=74&clip_id=18619#.VPE143586KY.facebook" rel="nofollow -
Fairbanks saw "rabbits that
had cultivated a taste for the marijuana.” http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/03/02/dea-warns-of-stoned-rabbits-if-utah-passes-medical-marijuana/" rel="nofollow - reports he went on to tell the panel,
"one of them refused to leave us, and we took all the marijuana around
him, but his natural instincts to run were somehow gone."
In
simple terms, a baked bunny, is a fearless bunny.
Bill
advocate Jeremy Roberts poked fun at the accusation. “One of the things we want
to do is make sure we don't have any crazed rabbits anymore in Utah," he quipped.
Despite
the high rabbit warning, the Utah Senate panel approved the bill and sent it to
the full Senate.
It seems after over 100 years we now know the real reason why Peter Rabbit kept breaking into Mr. McGregor's Garden.
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